thank you so I'm back we're close to the
end we are barreling towards the end of
our time together there's one thing we
need to do first and that is sing
together again thank you all for
sticking around
so speaking of of trolls this song from
the other day is done pretty well online
it got posted a coin desk which is a
first for me and I guess perhaps
unsurprisingly it brought out brought
out some trolls a few one guy compared
it to the bitkha next guy which i think
is a little unfair frankly but yeah
exactly exactly but my favorite my
favorite one my favorite tweet was from
this gentleman who from what I could
tell is a Bitcoin maximalist which I
guess is unsurprising he said I swear
they're gonna accidentally summon Satan
one day which I writ which I really
rather quite like you have roughly seven
hours to bid on the first ever song a
day NFT collectible that is the song
from the other day chilly so I know it's
up to a 11.2 eath I know there are some
whales out there that are just dying to
get their hands on this their digital
hands on this collectible but first and
foremost we need to tune the ukulele and
then
relearn the course because the chorus is
the same even if the rest of the song is
different so we're gonna relearn it you
all remember how it goes right now okay
all right so we'll relearn it but while
we're doing that let me bring up my Def
Con musician friends who in the eleventh
hour said hey can we come play with you
and I said sure why not
so here they come they just learned it
this is e this is you and in the
meantime we will all relearn the course
it goes B u IDL caspere's common
serenity new ways to govern radical
marking for you
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yeah okay I could sing it a lot louder
alright so here we go
today's song song and a number 3593 is
the Devcon tweet song and it's made up
entirely of tweets written by you can we
get the the make sure we have the the
track from the audio on here big in the
monitors because it has a sweet beat so
let's drop the sweet beat and sing the
song together I want to hear you all
shouting as loud as you can
alright here we go bring that up a
little bit there we go
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radical marketing
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oh yeah here we go I eschew the
influence of Zen Buddhism in her
management style oh yeah what's the
fiddle equivalent of moon such DEFCON
for many crypto economics
Wow well it's sell users on a 12 word
seed phrase after they burned value to
their account that's true
bear market DEFCON is more fun than bull
market dev time public speaking
stress is Miguel Casper's coming to read
it ways to cover radical life it's a con
- you don't go and then work to do you
got
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gotta be
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every time I get the pleasure seeing dr.
o speak I must admit the tears flow
freely we had more IPOs last year than
we have active users in our jobs to day
that's the sad fact it works it's real
no we're not making this up and this
lawyer is the learning UX design and
listen no one comes home and says ah ah
my day was so sad when the speaker
doesn't show up but you think the topic
is important so you volunteer to
immediately facilitate the conversation
decompression room in Neptune next
DEFCON I'm only coming for the food
some guy wanna take a selfie with me
with
with me
casters coming vanity new ways to govern
radical marketer kanjou you don't I do
weathers work to do you gotta be
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yeah all the time
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so amazing thank you guys what's my next
oh yes so now we get to the thank you
portion I want to thank all of you so
much for doing what you do building the
things that you're building fiddling the
things that you're building
so strange to say it that way to make it
possible for me to do the kind of
creative things that I'm trying to do
that's amazing
I want to thank that everyone that works
at this Convention Center who's been
amazing from the people backstage and up
there the food has been incredible the
waitstaff the ladies downstairs that
take your coats
everyone's like amazing and I also
really really really really want to
thank I Ahura I come out here I am from
the etherion Foundation
yeah just take that one yeah is it on
it's not very good I just want to say
quick thank you to everyone
sponsored speakers volunteers like all
of those who supported this and also
every single one of you who joined us in
this beautiful city imply I do I do have
to introduce people who are behind this
my Def Con team please please come on
guys come on DEFCON team get out here
it's fishery all of you yes this Pierce
lady Mamie Rheingold she's the person
who made this happen tired first thing I
said to her is I want this step going to
be different right I did say yes it was
um so I hope you enjoy DEFCON and then
actually like I said in my talk I think
thought about why we are working on it
am i I did so and then I was so actually
it is Nene's name is Bernie Thursday so
I think that deserves
oh you could you all sing it with us
right D please who are waiting for it
all right we're just gonna sing it you
ready one two sick happy birthday to you
oh my god
happy birthday to you happy birthday
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[Applause]
thank you thank you guys all so much for
coming and have a safe have a safe trip
back home
that's it for us see you at DEFCON 5
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